International Joke Day (yes there is such a thing), shares its birthday with other important days such as Creative Ice Cream Flavours Day and I Forgot Day – three dates we’re sure you have marked in your diary…
Whether you find the constant stream on ridiculous holidays irritating or not, one thing’s for sure, we could all use a little more laughter in our lives. In the spirit of having a good old LOL, here are EW’s top ten jokes…
#10
When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s cute. I just think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
#9
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
#8
I said to the gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said: “How flexible are you?” I said: “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
#7
I’m sure wherever my dad is he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.
#6
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
#5
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
#4
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
Tennish.
#3
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of them would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
#2
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyoncé.
#1
“Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it’s what he would have wanted.”
