It’s Thursday, we’re all winding down and looking for something fun to get us through to the end of the day. Well, we think we have something you will enjoy.

Gary Holliday, the owner at Societe Dubai, has spilled the beans on the crazy things that get said at the popular nightclub. Her are the top 10 craziest things he has ever overheard:

1.

“Where are my shoes?”…. The sheer number of women who come to Societe and leave without their heels is crazy. Don’t get us wrong, we wouldn’t be able to do the moonwalk in 6 inch stiletto’s, but we would definitely remember where we put them down.

2.

“I have lost my friend, can you find him/her for me?” If you are old enough to come out to a nightclub, you should be old enough to remember where you left your pal before you went to the toilet – you can’t expect the staff to start a manhunt for your best friend.

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3.

“Did my friend just leave?” Really? A few hundred people pass through the club door every night, how are we supposed to know which one of them is your friend?

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4.

“I lost my phone, could you turn the lights up so I can find it?” We understand the panic of losing your phone, but we cannot just turn all the lights up in the club and stop the night because you left your phone in the toilet in your rush to get out and dance to ‘Wannabe’ by Spice Girls. 

5.

“There are too many people dancing in the middle of the club”…. You mean, on the dance floor?

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6.

“Could you turn the music down a bit, I can’t hear my friend speak” Seriously, we get this one a lot.

7.

“I certainly would not come back here again”…. Returns to the club every week.

8.

“On the rocks, no ice” Everything in this sentence is just wrong…

9.

“Is this the toilet” No it’s the front door. You walked in through here ten minutes ago.

10.

“It’s really dark in here” Try taking your sunglasses off…

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